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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005
8:19 pm	The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low Level 2 (Lustful) Very High Level 3 (Gluttonous) High Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme Level 7 (Violent) Extreme Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test yikes eh i'll do better next time (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
2:17 pm	omg monday was sooo my 22nd bday jennnnnifer got me aqua teen hunger force dvds which made me wanna write again so i'm gonna write a cartoon and sell it and, in turn, become rich and famous and be known world wide as, "that guy who wrote that cartoon" (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 9th, 2005
5:37 pm	i am so reading a stephen hawking book so i should be time-traveling in the near future i'm also reading another ian fleming novel mmm time-travel and james bond i'm so jealous (Comment on this)
Thursday, April 14th, 2005
9:20 pm	i sooo got a bag of m&ms with han solo on it today hoot hoot hoot (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
8:27 pm	i wish i needed an new kidney cause that would probably be a fucking hell of a lot easier to find than a job the new hot hot heat cd is neat meh not as good as makeup the breakdown alkaline trio released a new cd last month to which i was not aware ho-huummm some old guy down the hall from us said he can get me a job working construction with him i told him yeah but fuck that it's about to be summer and that means gnats and 100 degree weather in the day and mosquitos and 98 degree weather at night pssshhhh i put gary down as a reference for one of my jobs he said he was gonna tell them i give ppl rootin tootin rasperries if they call baahhh i'm happy i cant complain at all just wish i had a job and a car or a leat a car which would in turn make me money to buy said car meh at least im going back to school in august hachiehachiehachie im oot (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
5:30 pm	Daniel Craig is gonna be the new james bond? boooo Clive Owen would have been better i still need a job =( (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, April 1st, 2005
10:50 pm	Mitch Hedberg died what kinda bullshit is that bah at least stephen wright and jim gaffigan are still about and 2 outta 3 isn't too too bad (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 24th, 2005
7:33 pm	sooo me jennifer becky aaron justin and josh went to the queers show last night it was neat (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 18th, 2005
1:48 am	happy birthday trey gainous who doesn't give a mother fucker time before he starts harassing about forgetting and i so called you last week dick hole and i didn't forget about your birthday i was telling jennifer about us drinking green vodka last year (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 7th, 2005
12:29 am	sweet and sour like a tangerine fresh like a box of krispy kremes kenny roger's gambler is my gambling theme mix master mike with the scratch routine always updated and in the know you know we break it down goin toe to toe the bass in boomin from down below ed norton is chillin with mario my name is adrock im a scorpio dont ask me cause i just do know i'm known to mop i'm known to glow but don't get mad cause i gotsta go *sigh* beastie boys, what would we do without you the queers are so playing sunday night at the beta bar and i am soo gonna be there cause tony <3's the queers and in lieu of them playing in tallahassee.. again here's some queers lyrics Acting like you care about Some stupid fucking cow, You fucking vegan. Your PC attitude, It doesn't matter anyhow, You fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan. You always pray to Jah when you smoke Your fucking pot - you fucking vegan. You like the Grateful Dead And think they're very hot, You fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore, You fucking vegan. I really hate your lifestyle You're just a fucking bore, You fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking Stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan. Stupid fucking vegan. Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: the queers - stupid fucking vegan (Comment on this)
12:14 am	i sooo had an interview at cairo city hall last week for the job of customer service rep which makes 8.38-14.03/hr if i made 14 bucks an hour i would shit myself then pay someone to clean said shit the do it again laughing all the whilst oh goodness sunday night im drunk hmmm im getting back in college next semester so i'd appreciate approval and/or encouragements kudos to jennifer for buying me a chef's hat (ala chef boyardee) sealab sucks venture brothers is the rocks ack ack ack hopefully i'll know if i got the customer service job next week omg omg omg i so saw my dad for the first time in about a year last week he's gonna get me a car within the next month <3<3<3 Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: ben folds five - army (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 19th, 2005
2:44 am	i put in an application for the gun factory and theres a job cooking at the hospital in bainbridge im gonna go check on that next week i need to get a fucking job whine whine whine whine whine the queers and motion city soundtrack are playing in tallahassee hot hot heat and danzig are playing in atlanta hmph (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 11th, 2005
3:53 am	its almost 4 am and im not smeepin grump grump grump grump both my email addys were deleted and i have no fucking clue how or why plus i have close to zero clothing i went to the dept of labor the other day trying to find a job they gave me 3 choices: 1. nurse's assistant in mental hospital 2. making boats at a boat factory 3. making guns at a gun factory i go in asking for a cooking job, and that's what i get yeah, i really see the similarities b/w cooking meals and making handguns a pop up just came up, and it seems i've won an i-pod ack ack ack ack i gotta go back to the labor dept later today and check back in maybe i should ask for a janitorial job, so they'll give me better choices like 1930's chicago style gangster or communist or working as a midgit ejaculate recepticle at a sperm bank (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, December 25th, 2004
4:49 am	my hair is going grey i have heartburn 24/7 (acid reflux) my nerves are shot to shit and back i have zero fingernails from constant chewing my lips are also fucked beyond repair due to the the same and i'm pretty fucking sure i have a stomach ulcer or two and don't get me started on the insomnia feels nice to be 45 fucking years old and if anyone wants to get me something for christmas please find my Element and steal it back for me i miss it more than my ability to produce active sperm Current Mood: pessimistic Current Music: ben folds five - philosophy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 12th, 2004
5:06 am	my haiku to trey gainous: all the shit talking had your chance, but was wasted child is not a man seriously let nature grab ahold and drop your balls for you be a fucking man for once dont get high school students to do your shit for you my haiku to john darus: you chin was bitten scars left by dogs in frenzy get a fucking life next time you see me.. dont scream random profanities whilst i'm leaving parking lot at least come over when i call you, and dont say no until minors come save you <3 Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: ben kweller - family tree (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 4th, 2004
4:41 am	aiieee i love jennifer her husband supports us huzzah :D <3 Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: manowar - battle hymn (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 17th, 2004
10:45 pm	oh the pure, unadulterated hatred i have for a few people right now the mind reels hmph everybody come eat thanksgiving with me i'm cooking duck and i am so going to see the spongebob movie friday <3 Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: horrorpops - dotted with hearts (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 13th, 2004
5:52 pm	wow i've burnt more bridges than madison county this past week ouch plus i've lost my voice sigh the cooking school i wanna go to called me yesterday and it looks good so far i just gotta get some money saved up arrrr i was supposed to go to atlanta today but i'm too sick =( hmm i hope this is goodbye Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: ben folds five - army (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
12:57 am	anyone ever notice how much an "X" looks like a sideways swastika? hmm.. drink lots, die young, leave a good looking corpse (for the slow lads : sXe = nazism) bought a get fuzzy book today meh Current Mood: apathetic Current Music: motion city soundtrack - capital h (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
2:49 pm	i've been stricken with a berry berry bad illness so send me condolences and soups (4 Comments |Comment on this)